Victorian Advertisements in Charles Dickens' Serial Novels

One of the pleasures of collecting Charles Dickens' books in their original, serialized parts are the colorful ads inserted at the front and rear of each. These are ads you do not want to skip past, and they are so enchanting and quaint that you may find it difficult to go on to reading the actual text of the book.

Here, the world of 19th century consumer products opens up, the ads cascading out of a cornucopia of Victorian need. It's a strange world yet probably no stranger than the parade of sales pitches for the weird, must-have! gizmos and wacko thingamajigs that have curiously fallen to Earth from deep space and landed on 12midnight-4AM television.

Put these gotta-gets in your shopping cart - but you might want to consider wearing a bag over your head to avoid incredulous stares during check-out.


deformaties027 copy.jpgThe Invisible Spine Supporter

If you suffer from lordosis or kyphosis of this severity, forget about a spine supporter, invisible or otherwise, you need major surgery.

 


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Alpaca Umbrellas

The perfect accessory for coati mundi mackinaws.









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Copy Your Letters

Lookout, Xerox! Twenty pages a minute. Blazing speed!








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Children's Frock Coats and Pelisses


What's a peliss? Should kids be wearing them now?








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Dr. Locock's Female Wafers

Note the other fine products from Queen Victoria's "ovariotomist" and obstetrician:







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Dr. Locock's Female Pills


















                                                                               
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and Pulmonic Wafers

With each of these fine over-the-counter nostrums loaded with morphine, they're absolutely guaranteed to make all your troubles go away; your illness, however, is another matter.




There are many more classic advertisements to be found within Dickens but, for my 19th century consumer shilling, none beats the following:


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The Invisible Ventilating Heads of Hair

This, to me, sounds like an act that might have appeared on the old Ed Sullivan Show (cue Aram Khatchaturian's Sabre Dance, get the plate-spinners on-deck); a Las Vegas show along the lines of Blue Man Group; or any one of the New Vaudeville variety acts that emerged during the 1980s.

Yet it was a real product: wigs for ladies and gentlemen. But wigs are so boring. How do you market them?

Magic wigs!

So out there was this hocus-pocus pitch that it can only be considered within the context of a modern direct-response TV ad:

The Following is a Paid Program:

IN YOUR FACE PRACTICALLY EXPLODING OUT OF THE TV CLOSE UP:

billy_headshot.jpg"Hi, I'm Billy Mays for the AMAZING INVISIBLE VENTILATING HEADS OF HAIR!!

CUT TO: Studio audience of folks off the tour bus, applauding wildly.

CUT TO: Billy

Not enough air reaching your hair? Does your scalp yearn to feel the caress of cool ocean breezes and forest-fresh zephyrs? Has Hair Club For Men thrown you out? Did Dr. Bosley botch it?

This is the one toupé that is impossible to detect! Why? Because it is completely invisible! No one will suspect! That's right,

CUT TO: Studio audience

"Can't detect! No suspect!"

CUT TO: Billy

I'm going to take this Invisible Ventilating Head of Hair and throw visible ink on it...

AUDIENCE MOANS

And some axle grease...

AUDIENCE GASPS

Tincture of Violet...

AUDIENCE HAS COLLECTIVE STROKE

And, finally, that purple stamp stuff they ink your hand with when you go into a swingin' nightclub!

AUDIENCE GUFFAWS

Now, I'm going to show you how easy it is to clean The Invisible Ventilating Heads of Hair. Watch... I simply toss one into this vat of water, throw in a little Oxy-Clean...Voilá! Ach! Mein Gott! It's gone, vanished, invisible - and totally clean!

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What is noteworthy about the ads in Dickens' serial novels is that their very presence suggests that publishing has always been a low-margin business. At only one shilling each, the parts apparently needed the ad revenue to make them profitable. And, considering how popular Dickens was, Chapman and Hall, his publisher at the time, likely charged top rates for the ad space.

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Images from David Copperfield, Parts 1 and 2 (May and June, 1849), and courtesy of David Brass Rare Books.









 




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